February242013

WAKE UP **EMH SPOILERS**

WAKE UP

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE waaaattt?

habit habiting

pumpkin stuffed animal

HABIT is scared?

(dat ass)

quick recon.

This is SO weird to see HABIT shit jeebly

WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE OMFG

IS EVAN HOME?

EVAN EVAN EVAN OH

I’M SO SORRY……

please don’t cry!

seems like there’s residual

???????

wtffffffff?

OH THERE.

oh my god it’s like repo

they’re fighting oh my god

???oh no noooo no no evan 

seriously crying

i;m so sorry evan

he looks so hollow…

so broken

no no no evan oh god

oh ugh god evan

i’m so sorry

frayed

bits of HABIT left in him

where IS he?

evan……

don’t evan..

feelings…… oh my god i need time to process.

So…..what if HABIT is doing the ultimate cruelty and left the body temporarily?

The title and description were both allcaps….

February182013

sixty seeveeennnn *spoilers*

sixty seeeveennnnn
dirty tapes, eh Jay?
well NOW IT’S BEEN FOUND
hello high def leaf
drag the tim?
DA PIPE
oh hi hoodiehand…..
what’re we wait
oh hi!
*singleminded alex is singlem-
WOOP CAREFUL
gghhhhh i could never follow alex like this.
Tim or jay, maybe. But we have WATCHED alex kill a man.
also, WHY is alex here
oh! Jay!
YAY HOODIE YOU SAEVED HIIIMMMM
oooo now he angrryyyy
timmytims?
OH FUK
WOAAH
*beat*
aand he’s got the
SHOOT HIM?!!? WTF
AHUHFTRGSDSDDFG
BN9O GO AWAY
FUCK OFF OUT FO HERE YOU
DONT PROTECT HIM
blurreh
masky’s got a gu-
tim?
hab da mask
awww pukeytim
is he trying to call Jay? that would be the cutest thing i ever saw
YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK, DUDE.

January232013

SIXTY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX *Spoilerrrsss*

SIXTY SIIIIIIIX

Hi Tiiiim

what’s it?

HE LOOKS SO SKINNY

Your room?

what oh tim oh OH BABBY

oh poor baby tim…..

Again, his acting FLOORS ME.

So fucking haunted he couldn’t stay in the hospital, my god

YOU CANT REMEMBER?

BRIAN AAAAAAAAAAA

What if? 

No it isn’t your fault 

(when did I say this theory, that  Tim’s the origin?)

Tim, where are you going?

oh god distortion

YEAH TIM YOU DON’T BREAK PEOPLE’S LEGS 

YU DA GUD GUYYY UvU

no more secrets is good…

More stuff? cluesthings?

Was definitely expecting slendy there.

SOMEONEDERE

HOODIE HI

TIM WHAT DO YO INTEND TO DO?????

omfg he’s gonna maskytackle him isn’t he?

GO FASTER AND STOP CROUCHING IT DOESN’T HELP

fuuuzzzyyy

more pipes >.<

no it’s a wrench

just in case aaaaahahaha

someone’s gonna come up behind Jay and whack him

THERE HE IIIISSSS

NNNNNNNNNNNNNN

GOGOOGOGOGOGOGO

TAPE

Blair witch project

aaaannnnd hoodie is nowhere to be found. FAK.

I’d be angry too, Tim

December252012

Next **EMH SPOILERS!**

Next

Hey vin

hard start, huh?

Glad you’re still kicking, buddy.

oh jeez

he’s HABIT, Vin

oh nonononononono don’t cry

I’m sorry, Vinny

you’ll be okay. Keep fighting

Mr. H. 

you ASSHOLE

zombies? wat?

oh my god longhair scumbag evan

the 50’s style laughtrack. 

Who was that?

ALEX

….

dear god Evan/Habit you’re EVIL

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THE DROPCLOTH GODDAMN

Oh dan, recite those lines.

gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

blud?

THAT’S NO FAIR  HABIT

THE BABY

THE BABY IS BORN OH GOD AND STEPH

deadbody?

"i said stop crawlin!"

true knowledge that Habit is evil- He’s wearing a fedora

I don’t wanna watch jeff burn….

she’s not dead! oh…

I’m so sorry, honey.

Her? THE BABY??????

oh jeff

and the big guy takes the body.

just….gently lays him down.

shit

boys, this is heartbreaking.

May72012

57 COCKBITES **spoilers**

ok here we goooooooooooooooooooooo

WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK JAY

oh timmyyyy your cough is heinous….

ohhhh he’s shivering and scared and lost noooooo

DONT FALLLL

that cough sounds like what i’ve had going on for days now

lights?

The annex is the school , which is where we find tim after brian is taken. ok ok. it’s connected now.

RUN TIM RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN 

UUGGGHHHH CLOSE CALLL

tim looks so haggard and exhausted :/

LOOK AT HIS EYES WHEN HE COUGHS OH TIM I KNOW THAT FEEL

NO DISTORTION GOE AWAAAAEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heavier pipe than earlier because the entirety of the fandom bitched about it being a stick lol

"dammit jay" moment number 597

January242012

Jessie *spoilers again*

Welp, Vinnie’s covered in blood. Always a fun start.

Ok, two of three, now where’s Ev?

Broski, you’re bleedin. Preeeeetty bad.

what.

no. 

you’re lying.

no.

Oh my god.

I know how it is to watch your tough one cry. It’s shaking.

oh! The horn! It came in handy!

thank you for uploading this, boys. 

Sorry, Evan.

Hybrids…..Shit got real again.

10AM

Jim Thorpe *huge spoilers*

Hi boys! I missed you!

Jessie’s back! Hoorah.

Looost?

Woah shes freaking out

"Drive faster" Not ever a good sign

Evan…what do?

Boys, FOLLOW HIM

Hell was that noise?

WOAH WOAH WOAH DISTORTION AND FIGHTING INSIDE

Evan….did you try to physically attack slendy again?

Someone jumped.

Ohhhhhhh fuck.

AI;ULRDH;JKGTEWRD RAAKE

"Fuck this shit, man"

Wow thanks.

wwwhaaaaatttt?

November162011

HAPPYBIRTHDAY **spoilers**

oooooh booy. Here we go!

Is that a penis? No, wait it’s a candle.

Nice writing,bro.

Naughty Noah.

OH MY GOD. He’s TOUCHING you AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh no…noaaahhh…. *hugs tight*

"running only whets our appetites" *shudder* dear CHRIST

Nice tie-in to EMH

Observer just wants to be done with his session (and from what I can tell, from his formspring, that terminates his existence)

NAZIS

I’m so worried for Noah…

Oh my god. Look at all the observers……jesus…

Incentive?

*JAWDROP* HOLY SHIT

Old friend? Slendy? Milo?

Also, can he afford not to go?

Soylent Green?

NO! NONONONO! NOAAAHHH NOOOOO

deadhead. trololol

A uh/y5ez”OXfl

jesus. Heartpounding.

November132011

#52!!**MASSIVE SPOILERS**

Rosswood!!

Then why /are/ you trusting him?

He looks so tired…poor kid.

Jesus christ Alex, you’re such a cuuunnntttt

…what’s over there….. 

OH GOD GUN

MMASKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Head’s killing her and she’s coughing oh god Jessica…

ohjesusohjesusohjesuswomanscreamingthat’sJessica.

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUMPED AT HIM?!?!

Ok…you’re gonna find him…then what?

And where’ll you find him?

bottletree?

Tim! :D Sideburns and cigarettes.

*applause*

Thank you, gentlemen, we’ll just stew until January :D

Thoughts:

Does this mean Alex is dead and because Tim’s link to the man has been abolished, he can act like a normal person again? OR does he always get to act like a functioning human being or or or WHAAAT?  

Where the fuck is Alex and what happened to him?

Is he even a halfway decent dude? Was he trying to scare Jay and Jessica away permanently, knowing what was happening to him?

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