February242013
WAKE UP
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE waaaattt?
habit habiting
pumpkin stuffed animal
HABIT is scared?
(dat ass)
quick recon.
This is SO weird to see HABIT shit jeebly
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE OMFG
IS EVAN HOME?
EVAN EVAN EVAN OH
I’M SO SORRY……
please don’t cry!
seems like there’s residual
???????
wtffffffff?
OH THERE.
oh my god it’s like repo
they’re fighting oh my god
???oh no noooo no no evan
seriously crying
i;m so sorry evan
he looks so hollow…
so broken
no no no evan oh god
oh ugh god evan
i’m so sorry
frayed
bits of HABIT left in him
where IS he?
evan……
don’t evan..
feelings…… oh my god i need time to process.
So…..what if HABIT is doing the ultimate cruelty and left the body temporarily?
The title and description were both allcaps….
February182013
sixty seeeveennnnn
dirty tapes, eh Jay?
well NOW IT’S BEEN FOUND
hello high def leaf
drag the tim?
DA PIPE
oh hi hoodiehand…..
what’re we wait
oh hi!
*singleminded alex is singlem-
WOOP CAREFUL
gghhhhh i could never follow alex like this.
Tim or jay, maybe. But we have WATCHED alex kill a man.
also, WHY is alex here
oh! Jay!
YAY HOODIE YOU SAEVED HIIIMMMM
oooo now he angrryyyy
timmytims?
OH FUK
WOAAH
*beat*
aand he’s got the
SHOOT HIM?!!? WTF
AHUHFTRGSDSDDFG
BN9O GO AWAY
FUCK OFF OUT FO HERE YOU
DONT PROTECT HIM
blurreh
masky’s got a gu-
tim?
hab da mask
awww pukeytim
is he trying to call Jay? that would be the cutest thing i ever saw
YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK, DUDE.
January232013
SIXTY SIIIIIIIX
Hi Tiiiim
what’s it?
HE LOOKS SO SKINNY
Your room?
what oh tim oh OH BABBY
oh poor baby tim…..
Again, his acting FLOORS ME.
So fucking haunted he couldn’t stay in the hospital, my god
YOU CANT REMEMBER?
BRIAN AAAAAAAAAAA
What if?
No it isn’t your fault
(when did I say this theory, that Tim’s the origin?)
Tim, where are you going?
oh god distortion
YEAH TIM YOU DON’T BREAK PEOPLE’S LEGS
YU DA GUD GUYYY UvU
no more secrets is good…
More stuff? cluesthings?
Was definitely expecting slendy there.
SOMEONEDERE
HOODIE HI
TIM WHAT DO YO INTEND TO DO?????
omfg he’s gonna maskytackle him isn’t he?
GO FASTER AND STOP CROUCHING IT DOESN’T HELP
fuuuzzzyyy
more pipes >.<
no it’s a wrench
just in case aaaaahahaha
someone’s gonna come up behind Jay and whack him
THERE HE IIIISSSS
NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
GOGOOGOGOGOGOGO
TAPE
Blair witch project
aaaannnnd hoodie is nowhere to be found. FAK.
I’d be angry too, Tim
December252012
Next
Hey vin
hard start, huh?
Glad you’re still kicking, buddy.
oh jeez
he’s HABIT, Vin
oh nonononononono don’t cry
I’m sorry, Vinny
you’ll be okay. Keep fighting
Mr. H.
you ASSHOLE
zombies? wat?
oh my god longhair scumbag evan
the 50’s style laughtrack.
Who was that?
ALEX
….
dear god Evan/Habit you’re EVIL
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THE DROPCLOTH GODDAMN
Oh dan, recite those lines.
gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
blud?
THAT’S NO FAIR HABIT
THE BABY
THE BABY IS BORN OH GOD AND STEPH
deadbody?
“i said stop crawlin!”
true knowledge that Habit is evil- He’s wearing a fedora
I don’t wanna watch jeff burn….
she’s not dead! oh…
I’m so sorry, honey.
Her? THE BABY??????
oh jeff
and the big guy takes the body.
just….gently lays him down.
shit
boys, this is heartbreaking.
May72012
ok here we goooooooooooooooooooooo
WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK JAY
oh timmyyyy your cough is heinous….
ohhhh he’s shivering and scared and lost noooooo
DONT FALLLL
that cough sounds like what i’ve had going on for days now
lights?
The annex is the school , which is where we find tim after brian is taken. ok ok. it’s connected now.
RUN TIM RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
UUGGGHHHH CLOSE CALLL
tim looks so haggard and exhausted :/
LOOK AT HIS EYES WHEN HE COUGHS OH TIM I KNOW THAT FEEL
NO DISTORTION GOE AWAAAAEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heavier pipe than earlier because the entirety of the fandom bitched about it being a stick lol
“dammit jay” moment number 597
January242012
Welp, Vinnie’s covered in blood. Always a fun start.
Ok, two of three, now where’s Ev?
Broski, you’re bleedin. Preeeeetty bad.
what.
no.
you’re lying.
no.
Oh my god.
I know how it is to watch your tough one cry. It’s shaking.
oh! The horn! It came in handy!
thank you for uploading this, boys.
Sorry, Evan.
Hybrids…..Shit got real again.
10AM
Hi boys! I missed you!
Jessie’s back! Hoorah.
Looost?
Woah shes freaking out
“Drive faster” Not ever a good sign
Evan…what do?
Boys, FOLLOW HIM
Hell was that noise?
WOAH WOAH WOAH DISTORTION AND FIGHTING INSIDE
Evan….did you try to physically attack slendy again?
Someone jumped.
Ohhhhhhh fuck.
AI;ULRDH;JKGTEWRD RAAKE
“Fuck this shit, man”
Wow thanks.
wwwhaaaaatttt?
November162011
oooooh booy. Here we go!
Is that a penis? No, wait it’s a candle.
Nice writing,bro.
Naughty Noah.
OH MY GOD. He’s TOUCHING you AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh no…noaaahhh…. *hugs tight*
“running only whets our appetites” *shudder* dear CHRIST
Nice tie-in to EMH
Observer just wants to be done with his session (and from what I can tell, from his formspring, that terminates his existence)
NAZIS
I’m so worried for Noah…
Oh my god. Look at all the observers……jesus…
Incentive?
*JAWDROP* HOLY SHIT
Old friend? Slendy? Milo?
Also, can he afford not to go?
Soylent Green?
NO! NONONONO! NOAAAHHH NOOOOO
deadhead. trololol
A uh/y5ez”OXfl
jesus. Heartpounding.
November132011
Rosswood!!
Then why /are/ you trusting him?
He looks so tired…poor kid.
Jesus christ Alex, you’re such a cuuunnntttt
…what’s over there…..
OH GOD GUN
MMASKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Head’s killing her and she’s coughing oh god Jessica…
ohjesusohjesusohjesuswomanscreamingthat’sJessica.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUMPED AT HIM?!?!
Ok…you’re gonna find him…then what?
And where’ll you find him?
bottletree?
Tim! :D Sideburns and cigarettes.
*applause*
Thank you, gentlemen, we’ll just stew until January :D
Thoughts:
Does this mean Alex is dead and because Tim’s link to the man has been abolished, he can act like a normal person again? OR does he always get to act like a functioning human being or or or WHAAAT?
Where the fuck is Alex and what happened to him?
Is he even a halfway decent dude? Was he trying to scare Jay and Jessica away permanently, knowing what was happening to him?
