So it began,
with an affordable exercise plan,
and unhealthy dose of Slenderman.
But what’s this?
Now he’s in the house and boy is Evan pissed,
and Jeff is calm while Vinnie’s filmin’,
no way in hell they’ll let the bad guys win.
So here we go,
no this ain’t your average exercise show,
they’ll travel through time and space,
to beat the man without a face,
we’ve come so far,
now we’re passed out in the back of Jeff’s car,
and Jeff and Vin are losing it and,
both of them don’t know where we are.
So what the hell?
HABIT’s got Evan under some sort of spell,
maybe they might’ve noticed,
if not for the Rake’s putrid smell.
So here we go,
no this ain’t your average Slenderman show,
they’ll travel through time and space
to beat the man without a face.
Run him down or
hit him with a bat,
Slenderman’s havin’ none of that,
he’ll call his pal the Rake to sneak into your room,
your’re doomed,
Elton John and Motor Head,
by the end we’ll all be dead,
so welcome everyone to EverymanHYBRID,
The Rake is a douche bag,
Jeff’s family keeps getting deader,
and all the while,
Evan just wants to know,
if a cheeze-it will make things better.
So here we be,
no this ain’t your average ARG,
they’ll travel through time and space,
to beat the man without a face.
Magnum Jesus swoopin’ in,
shootin’ at Slendy just to save Vin,
It’s House of Leaves but in real life,
except the house is smaller and there’s no hot wife (repeats)
NO HOT WIFE ANYWHEEEEERE
you can run him down or
hit him with a bat, but
Slenderman’s havin’ none of that,
he’ll call his pal the Rake to sneak into your room,
your’re doomed,
Elton John and Motor Head,
by the end we’ll all be dead,
so welcome everyone (a shit ton of spoilers/feelings) to EverymanHYBRID.
Pretty good, lyrics made me smile
