March62013

L’esprit de L’escalier **spoilers**

First seeing this title, i’m thinking- I know that feel, bro. 

oh my god EVAN

SO LET HIM IN

LET HIM IN LET HIM IN

maybe it’s still Evan

you have….a wrench.

(would you kindly?)

WHO IS IT?

"he’s embarassing me"

um…yes.

yes you do look like that.

what

whatwhat

yeah you still have the ugly hawaian shirt….

oh you killed it.

what

WHAT WHAT 

HOW

HOW AR EYOU OKAY?

WHAT THE HELL

ULTIMATE TORTURE

NOT LET ANYONE GO

you cant even

get out

i’m so sorry.

wait.

let any of us go.

jeff.

jeff?

JEFF? JEFF JEFF JEFF

February262013

Isolation **EMH SPOILERS**

ISOLATION

Hi vinnie

oh fuck vid aud distortion

keurig!

ok yes knife yes good

????????

WHTA WHATA WHAT WHA 

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POLTERGEIST SHIT

??? WUSSA?

HD?

with a tigger and a pooh on it?

oh god

EVAN 

hi hon please be alive

i like how this seamlessly transferred. well done

oh.

it’s open.

??

Oh that’s awful….

MORE SINATRA NO

thank you fo

GODDAMMIT

off.

MOTHERFUCKER

OFF.

-.-

woah Evan’s all twitchy i’m sorry kid…

well at least he’s well-armed…

what’s filming him, though? 

katana!

Axe, shortsword, machete, bowie knife, 

whassasound?

SOUNDS like habit christ

oh i hear it

OH GOD NO I’M AT SCHOOL

ILEGLH GSLIUHFSD;J”

THEY’RE ALL GONE ?!?!?!

VINNIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

February242013

WAKE UP **EMH SPOILERS**

WAKE UP

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE waaaattt?

habit habiting

pumpkin stuffed animal

HABIT is scared?

(dat ass)

quick recon.

This is SO weird to see HABIT shit jeebly

WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE OMFG

IS EVAN HOME?

EVAN EVAN EVAN OH

I’M SO SORRY……

please don’t cry!

seems like there’s residual

???????

wtffffffff?

OH THERE.

oh my god it’s like repo

they’re fighting oh my god

???oh no noooo no no evan 

seriously crying

i;m so sorry evan

he looks so hollow…

so broken

no no no evan oh god

oh ugh god evan

i’m so sorry

frayed

bits of HABIT left in him

where IS he?

evan……

don’t evan..

feelings…… oh my god i need time to process.

So…..what if HABIT is doing the ultimate cruelty and left the body temporarily?

The title and description were both allcaps….

February182013

sixty seeveeennnn *spoilers*

sixty seeeveennnnn
dirty tapes, eh Jay?
well NOW IT’S BEEN FOUND
hello high def leaf
drag the tim?
DA PIPE
oh hi hoodiehand…..
what’re we wait
oh hi!
*singleminded alex is singlem-
WOOP CAREFUL
gghhhhh i could never follow alex like this.
Tim or jay, maybe. But we have WATCHED alex kill a man.
also, WHY is alex here
oh! Jay!
YAY HOODIE YOU SAEVED HIIIMMMM
oooo now he angrryyyy
timmytims?
OH FUK
WOAAH
*beat*
aand he’s got the
SHOOT HIM?!!? WTF
AHUHFTRGSDSDDFG
BN9O GO AWAY
FUCK OFF OUT FO HERE YOU
DONT PROTECT HIM
blurreh
masky’s got a gu-
tim?
hab da mask
awww pukeytim
is he trying to call Jay? that would be the cutest thing i ever saw
YOU FORGOT YOUR MASK, DUDE.

January232013

SIXTY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX *Spoilerrrsss*

SIXTY SIIIIIIIX

Hi Tiiiim

what’s it?

HE LOOKS SO SKINNY

Your room?

what oh tim oh OH BABBY

oh poor baby tim…..

Again, his acting FLOORS ME.

So fucking haunted he couldn’t stay in the hospital, my god

YOU CANT REMEMBER?

BRIAN AAAAAAAAAAA

What if? 

No it isn’t your fault 

(when did I say this theory, that  Tim’s the origin?)

Tim, where are you going?

oh god distortion

YEAH TIM YOU DON’T BREAK PEOPLE’S LEGS 

YU DA GUD GUYYY UvU

no more secrets is good…

More stuff? cluesthings?

Was definitely expecting slendy there.

SOMEONEDERE

HOODIE HI

TIM WHAT DO YO INTEND TO DO?????

omfg he’s gonna maskytackle him isn’t he?

GO FASTER AND STOP CROUCHING IT DOESN’T HELP

fuuuzzzyyy

more pipes >.<

no it’s a wrench

just in case aaaaahahaha

someone’s gonna come up behind Jay and whack him

THERE HE IIIISSSS

NNNNNNNNNNNNNN

GOGOOGOGOGOGOGO

TAPE

Blair witch project

aaaannnnd hoodie is nowhere to be found. FAK.

I’d be angry too, Tim

December252012

Next **EMH SPOILERS!**

Next

Hey vin

hard start, huh?

Glad you’re still kicking, buddy.

oh jeez

he’s HABIT, Vin

oh nonononononono don’t cry

I’m sorry, Vinny

you’ll be okay. Keep fighting

Mr. H. 

you ASSHOLE

zombies? wat?

oh my god longhair scumbag evan

the 50’s style laughtrack. 

Who was that?

ALEX

….

dear god Evan/Habit you’re EVIL

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THE DROPCLOTH GODDAMN

Oh dan, recite those lines.

gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

blud?

THAT’S NO FAIR  HABIT

THE BABY

THE BABY IS BORN OH GOD AND STEPH

deadbody?

"i said stop crawlin!"

true knowledge that Habit is evil- He’s wearing a fedora

I don’t wanna watch jeff burn….

she’s not dead! oh…

I’m so sorry, honey.

Her? THE BABY??????

oh jeff

and the big guy takes the body.

just….gently lays him down.

shit

boys, this is heartbreaking.

October92012

So it Goes Pt 2 **Spoilers!**

hi boys

stormy’s having bad dreams

so you’re talking speculation?

"just a dream" that comment is gonna come back and bite you in the ass, boys.

stormy, are you rooting through michael’s stuff?

it is a cute teddybear

she really likes that music box

hee

i think music box music is creepy too

they’re a cute couple

Michael?

what’s going on?

Vino aaahah boys night

DRUNKEN BOYS NIGHT AUUGGHHH

rowdy boys night omfg this is great

glowy! yay

it’s so cool to see these boys smiling and happy and being NORMAL

and watching TERRIBLE horror films

nice cooky little family

giving the couple private time, Michael?

whatcha watchin, michael?

Awww old home videos

uugghhhh distortion

*shivers*

You can’t medicate a virus away.

oh god

stormy’s shot? oh god

oh god Michael…Stormy…

I wish we had a more complete timeline here

michael? you’re covered in blood…

"this can’t be real" noooooo ugh my heart

she’s back there? why in hell?

music box is still going….

whispering……

ogod 

distortiooonnn and shaun can’t moveee

stormy…

e’dhtirehgratrg

hgNONONONONONONONO

she moved? or shaun

who has camera?

that SOUND ugghhhhhhh

"put the fucking camera down and help me"

oh nooooo

I didn’t really like her but jeeebis i am crying

awwwhhh voicemail

"Love you Shaun" reminds me of Shawn and Dee

the pocketwatch is back

the hands of the clock?

Shaun, that was low

how can you end it? how can you FORECFULLY end it?

You sound like Evan, Shaun, we all know what happened to him

Michael’s right.

1PM

MOVING IN **Spoilers**

Moving in

seems habit-y

oh god it is.

Evaannnnnnn

sweetie, you ok?

creakity

HABIT is a good director, if not a good cameramaaan

what the fuuuuck?

knives goddamn EVERYWHERE

oeeeeeeeeeeHABIT

god DAMN

"lil jeffers is gonna be"

dear god

ugh

feelin SKEEZY

September12012

62! Spoilers!

yeeeee! 62 is here!

feels like the beginning/end of a season, though i know it isnt.

hi rosswooooodddd

i’d be so scared to go here alone after dark, even without the threat of slenderman/alex kralie….

whuzzat in the trail?

oh just a stump…

the peepers onlyy ADD tot he scary.

TIM

ASKY

FUCK

….he conveniently doesn’t notice the light

tiiiiim?

so close….

OSHIT

aa

woah woah woah HEY YOU CANT KILL HIM

whar go?

hi hoodie

jay….u ok?

ok, so we did what TTA said to do, and what have we got for it?

abandoned shack in….somewhere.

and tim?

or masky?

Tim.

oh fuk

do we get wonder twin powers now? Teaming up time?

oh tim you look so hung over.

and the battery died. SDFDFDFSFDS

YEAH I LIKE CLIFFHANGERS

August182012

Several Months Of Hell **TribeTwelve Spoilers**

several months of hell

oh hon you look wrung out

hasn’t? oh god….

please do recap

good job not tweeting, kiddo.

masterful editing.

loreqtlgtrhet

WOAH FUCK WOAH

i really like this recap of events.

right, firebrand scares me more than the observer.

Valentines day! I was there!

that conversation/stickam was fucking AWESOME, we were so scared.

the cute goggles girl. <3

Still sucks to see that clip of noah tearing up.

Are you so sure that the observer can’t fuck with time AND space?

not excedrin

that was SO scary to watch

Write off sarah as dead, really…..

i don’t think you’re “fine” by any stretch of the word, Noah.

good that you got someone to help you Noah. 

Good luck!

Ooooh allowing dialogue.

Good choice. 

OH  FUCK AAAAAAa

what was that last frame?

SEE ME?

asshole.

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