July262013
TAKE A BREAK FROM SCREWING UP EVERY MUSCE IN MY NECK PLAYING THE LAST OF US
TALK TO JEFF
BREAK?
NAW
HOW ‘BOUT
HEARTBREAK.
DULY RUSTLED. 

TAKE A BREAK FROM SCREWING UP EVERY MUSCE IN MY NECK PLAYING THE LAST OF US

TALK TO JEFF

BREAK?

NAW

HOW ‘BOUT

HEARTBREAK.

DULY RUSTLED. 

July212013
Daddio had this made for me and yeah i guess it is the coolest article of clothing i own. 

Daddio had this made for me and yeah i guess it is the coolest article of clothing i own. 

June292013

There is a small part of me (and by small I mean all-consuming) that wants a  black tee with white text that just says 

CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME GREEN?

March62013

L’esprit de L’escalier **spoilers**

First seeing this title, i’m thinking- I know that feel, bro. 

oh my god EVAN

SO LET HIM IN

LET HIM IN LET HIM IN

maybe it’s still Evan

you have….a wrench.

(would you kindly?)

WHO IS IT?

"he’s embarassing me"

um…yes.

yes you do look like that.

what

whatwhat

yeah you still have the ugly hawaian shirt….

oh you killed it.

what

WHAT WHAT 

HOW

HOW AR EYOU OKAY?

WHAT THE HELL

ULTIMATE TORTURE

NOT LET ANYONE GO

you cant even

get out

i’m so sorry.

wait.

let any of us go.

jeff.

jeff?

JEFF? JEFF JEFF JEFF

February262013

Isolation **EMH SPOILERS**

ISOLATION

Hi vinnie

oh fuck vid aud distortion

keurig!

ok yes knife yes good

????????

WHTA WHATA WHAT WHA 

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POLTERGEIST SHIT

??? WUSSA?

HD?

with a tigger and a pooh on it?

oh god

EVAN 

hi hon please be alive

i like how this seamlessly transferred. well done

oh.

it’s open.

??

Oh that’s awful….

MORE SINATRA NO

thank you fo

GODDAMMIT

off.

MOTHERFUCKER

OFF.

-.-

woah Evan’s all twitchy i’m sorry kid…

well at least he’s well-armed…

what’s filming him, though? 

katana!

Axe, shortsword, machete, bowie knife, 

whassasound?

SOUNDS like habit christ

oh i hear it

OH GOD NO I’M AT SCHOOL

ILEGLH GSLIUHFSD;J”

THEY’RE ALL GONE ?!?!?!

VINNIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

February242013

WAKE UP **EMH SPOILERS**

WAKE UP

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE waaaattt?

habit habiting

pumpkin stuffed animal

HABIT is scared?

(dat ass)

quick recon.

This is SO weird to see HABIT shit jeebly

WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE OMFG

IS EVAN HOME?

EVAN EVAN EVAN OH

I’M SO SORRY……

please don’t cry!

seems like there’s residual

???????

wtffffffff?

OH THERE.

oh my god it’s like repo

they’re fighting oh my god

???oh no noooo no no evan 

seriously crying

i;m so sorry evan

he looks so hollow…

so broken

no no no evan oh god

oh ugh god evan

i’m so sorry

frayed

bits of HABIT left in him

where IS he?

evan……

don’t evan..

feelings…… oh my god i need time to process.

So…..what if HABIT is doing the ultimate cruelty and left the body temporarily?

The title and description were both allcaps….

December252012

Next **EMH SPOILERS!**

Next

Hey vin

hard start, huh?

Glad you’re still kicking, buddy.

oh jeez

he’s HABIT, Vin

oh nonononononono don’t cry

I’m sorry, Vinny

you’ll be okay. Keep fighting

Mr. H. 

you ASSHOLE

zombies? wat?

oh my god longhair scumbag evan

the 50’s style laughtrack. 

Who was that?

ALEX

….

dear god Evan/Habit you’re EVIL

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

THE DROPCLOTH GODDAMN

Oh dan, recite those lines.

gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

blud?

THAT’S NO FAIR  HABIT

THE BABY

THE BABY IS BORN OH GOD AND STEPH

deadbody?

"i said stop crawlin!"

true knowledge that Habit is evil- He’s wearing a fedora

I don’t wanna watch jeff burn….

she’s not dead! oh…

I’m so sorry, honey.

Her? THE BABY??????

oh jeff

and the big guy takes the body.

just….gently lays him down.

shit

boys, this is heartbreaking.

October102012

iiiiiit’s nooooooot easy havin yourself a good time…..

October92012

NO BIGGIE JUST SITTING ON MY BED CRYING ABOUT A WEBSERIES FUCK

11PM

:D **Spoilers**

two in a day????

You want me to fucking have an aneurism?

awwhh old jeff/evan

"can I come in?"

???What is it?

feelin sassy my god, habit

god DAMN habit

wtf

that’s why we love Evan, you prick

and Jeff is the computer behind it all

oh god honey you look so despondent

yeah why wait ‘till now?

oh my god Habit….

WE

habit DID kill Alex…

and this is the face of a man he’s called his brother saying these things. 

That’s the most torture

oh god

fight him jeff

fight please

oh god

"now it’s time to break ya for real"

Jeff, do you even care about life anymore?

I keep expecting some heroic rescue

but i know it isn’t gonna happen

This is horror. This is torture. This is the thing I’m scared of. 

The absolute pit.

The absolute control and the TRUTH in his voice.

oh god jeff

no jeff

no

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